What Will Charlie Sheen Do Next? Cash Bets Being Taken Online

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CHICAGO – The Charlie Sheen train wreck has been interesting to watch. His “winning” and “tiger blood” have been hot topics at the water cooler all week long. Now the online betting sports book giant BetUs is spicing up that conversation even more.

Charlie Sheen (top) on “Two and a Half Men”.
Photo credit: CBS

Why? They are posting odds and taking real cash bets on what kind of shenanigans the former “Two and a Half Men” star will get into next. For example, if you want to bet on when Charlie Sheen will get arrested next, your options are one to three months (6-5 odds), four to six months (9-5), seven to eight months (3-2) and nine or more months (7-5).

That’s a tough call as Sheen could go off at any point, but he tends to skate on arrests. As Sheen seems to dodge the handcuffs better than almost any other normal person, perhaps the four- to six-month range for a binge relapse makes sense. But the real water cooler chatter has been about what crime will get him to the clink next. The online betting options for his next arrest are:

Gun possession: 5-1
Cocaine possession: 3-1
DUI/DWI: 1-1
Assault: 8-1
Tax evasion: 10-1
Public nudity: 9-1
Public urination: 15-1
Vandalism: 7-1
Destroying a hotel room: 7-2

There aren’t too many surprises in that batch and many of them are just the regular cast of characters we’ve seen make visits to his life recently. Cocaine possession feels like an absolute shoe in at 3-1. Does anyone actually believe he’s sober?

You can also bet on if “Two and a Half Men” will in fact return as well as when you think that might come to fruition. But we’ll leave you with the following to process about what’s next for Charlie Sheen. We’ve all been talking about it and now you can actually place your money where your mouth is. There are some real classics here to enjoy.

What’s Next For Charlie Sheen:
Runs for governor of California: 50-1
Runs for president: 300-1
Starts a porn company: 20-1
Buys Playboy: 10-1
Buys Playboy mansion: 15-1
Gets married: 20-1
Enters rehab: 4-1
Gets arrested: 5-1
Adds another girlfriend to his “goddesses”: 3-2
Goes on “Dancing With the Stars”: 2-1
Wins an Emmy: 12-1
Starts a cult: 30-1
Wins an Oscar: 25-1
Shaves his head: 8-1
Becomes a Viagra spokesman: 10-1
Becomes a Trojan spokesman: 20-1
Committed to a mental institution: 25-1

By HollywoodChicago.com Staff