Film Review: Annoying, Inconsistent ‘Charlie Countryman’ with Shia LaBeouf

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Rating: 1.5/5.0

CHICAGO – What happens when you give people two months in Romania to make a movie about a lost soul dealing with grief, love, drug use, and general excess? You get a spoiled, bizarre, annoying piece of work like “Charlie Countryman,” starring talented people given absolutely nothing to do that proves that talent. It’s a film more in love with slow-motion shots of its abrasive lead running to electronic dance music than anything approaching character or plot. It’s like watching the travel video of the most annoying guy you know.

Charlie Countryman (Shia LaBeouf) can talk to dead people. He meets a man on a plane to Romania and has a brief conversation with him AFTER he drops dead in the seat next to him. The afterlife-chat forces Charlie to seek out the man’s daughter, Gabi (Evan Rachel Wood), with whom he falls in love, of course. The problem is that Gabi is married to Nigel (Mads Mikkelsen), a maniacal crime boss who takes an instant disliking to his wife’s new friend. Charlie also has buddies his age to drop acid with (which the actor who plays him reportedly did in an oh-so-method way) including Rupert Grint and there’s a violent character played by Til Schweiger who…oh, who cares?

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Honestly, that was my response to almost all of “Charlie Countryman,” an aggressively annoying piece of filmmaking that often plays like an awful music video – especially in chase or acid-dropping scenes – and almost fails worse when the dialogue kicks in. To say I didn’t care about Charlie Countryman would be a massive understatement. A film like this one ONLY works if you want to follow its lead down those dark roads to deal with his grief, find his love, or even save his own life. If you don’t care about Charlie, you don’t care about the movie that bears his name. Charlie is not an interesting character. It almost feels like the writer Matt Drake tacked on the supernatural twist just to give him something memorable as a character. It doesn’t help that LaBeouf clearly can’t figure this guy out at all. He should be a lost soul looking for something and finding love. Instead, he’s just a jerk who falls for a beautiful girl with a troubled past. We’ve seen it so many times before and usually with guys who we actually want to see fall in love.

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Charlie Countryman
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